Ryan, Another Great Question

Scooters are great and all, but I was wondering, can you saddle a tiger? A green tiger with yellow stripes? Because maybe I watched a little too much He-Man growing up, but that'd be an awesome way to get around when I'm old. It's guaranteed to keep you safe and will come in handy in bank and post office lines, the two natural enemies of old people in the wild.

Now I have a question for you: if you could brinng three people back from the dead for use in a no-holds-barred cage match against Gehghis Khan, Mussolini, Ronald Reagan and Skeletor, who would you choose and why? Clock's ticking...