Deep, Deep, Deep Thoughts

Dearest brother,

I want to begin by thanking you for your most excellent, non-bogus post regarding Pet Sounds. I agree with everything you wrote, and ponder how a man so white that his fake tan cream is White-Out can continually emit such brilliance from his type pad. You rule, sir Todd.

You pose a very interesting question. I'm going to have to say of the three, Knight Rider was the best. How many road trips did we take with our families back in the day, and after passing every big rig ask ourselves, "Is KIT all up in there?" Plus, any man that would name his car "Keep In Touch" deserves the title "King of TV Stars that Perform on Shows that will be Aired on Saturdays for Eternity."

However, special accolades are due to The A-Team. No matter how devastating the explosion, car crash or fall from 100+ feet, dudes never died. A van carrying 10 bad guys could flip over 20 times, catch on fire, explode, and then crash into a boulder, but all 10 dudes would crawl out of the mauled piece of melted steel, rubbing their heads and promising that they'd get that Murdock next time, by gosh. Next time.

But Master, haven't you overlooked a show worthy of utterance in the same breath as the others?

"Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've taught ladies plenty..."

Do you know what I'm referring to? Do you remember the guy who wound up in the hay, a hay hay? Tell me you do.